lets do a reasonableness test on a guy's standards for his girlfriend!
non-negotiable:
1. female (biologically, at birth)
2. alive (breathing, talking, preferably walking)
good to haves (bonus ➕ points but if not issok)
1. not TOO chopped (sorry no third-degree burn victims)
2. not TOO fat (as long as ozempic can fix you thats okay)
3. kind and not toxic (yes)
4. doesnt beat me up
5. likes me (WOAH WOAH hard requirement but HUGE BONUS POINTS)
what yall think guys? is this reasonable or am I being a delusional, unrealistic g o o n e r living in his 4K VR fantasy